My grandfather invented the cold air balloon...

It never really took off.

I made soup entirely from ingredients extracted from the atmosphere...

It was a broth of fresh air!

My first apartment was so close to the Airport...

That every time I went to the kitchen to make a brew and a sandwich, the stewardess told me to get back to my seat.

My son wanted a proper drum kit for his birthday but I got him a miniature one.

I'm now expecting wee percussions.