Riddle me this...

If 2 vegans fight, is it still a beef?

Or is it a beet down?

Police are on the lookout after a man has been breaking into farms and stealing cows.

They are looking for a male with a large moo-stash.

A British man was killed by a shark while on his honeymoon in Australia.

Reports say he didn't suffer too long...

As he was only married 3 days!

What happens when someone slaps you a million times in one second?

It mega hertz.