My girlfriend is furious with me because she found a bunch of hidden letters that revealed I was cheating on her.

Now she refuses to play Scrabble at all.

I visited the birthplace of the man who invented the toothbrush.

I was disappointed.

There was no plaque.

When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug.

His last wish was to be Frank-in-Stein.

Having too much sex can cause memory loss.

I read it on page 14 in a medical journal...

On the 14th of November...

2019...

At 3:19pm.