Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes...

Small, large, circle, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings.

Chicken 1: “Bawk bawk!”

Chicken 2: “Bawk bawk!”

Chicken 1: “I can’t believe we haven’t come up with a new sound yet.”

Chicken 2: “Perhaps we need to think outside the bawks.”

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

My friend called me and said, "Meet me at the Vinyl Shop in 45."

I made it there in 33, which was Record Time!