Two nudists were discussing politics.

One says, “Have you read Marx?”

The other nods, “It’s these blasted wicker chairs."

How does a hippie polygamist count his wives?

1 Mrs. hippie...
2 Mrs. hippie...
3 Mrs. hippie...

Did you hear about the guy who made a fortune investing in apples?

Turns out he was in cider trading.

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad?

A faux pa.