My wife asked me what my favorite time to have sex was?

Apparently "when you're at work" was the wrong answer.

Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition...

And finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective.

Scientists have been studying the effect of cannabis on sea birds.

They’ve left no tern unstoned.

“Password is incorrect.”
“Password is incorrect.”
“Password is incorrect.”

*Clicks forgot password.*
*Changes password.*

“New password can’t be old password.”