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nerdasaurus

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Member Since : Dec, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1120
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
Location: United States
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I said to my wife: "When I die I'd like to die having sex."

She replied: “At least it’ll be quick.”

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It's officially that season...

It’s officially the season of letting vague Santa threats do about 80 percent of my parenting.

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Currently wearing some old spice...

It was oregano, I found it in the pantry.

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I finally quit drinking for good...

Now I'm just gonna drink for evil.

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