What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?

Book-Worms!!!

Jake: "I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortable seated."

Lily: "So what do you do?"

Jake: "I close my eyes."

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

The outside!

Two men were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them throws sand into the lion's eyes and then runs. The second man stays, unmoved.

The first man looks back and shouts, "Why are you not running?"

The second man replies, "Why should I be running? You're the one who threw the sand."