Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses.

You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!!

Son: Dad do you believe in ghost?

Dad: No.

Son: Our maid said ghost exist.

Dad: We don't have maid.

Mom: Meet me out in the car right now.

Dad: Why?

Mom: We don't have son.

Dad: Wait.... I am not married..!!

What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?

It barked with de-light!

Why did the gardener always eat her toast dry?

Because she saw the butter-fly!!