Pig 1: Why don't we ask him to sit with us?

Pig 2: No way, he is quite the Boar!

Why did the teddy bear skip lunch?

Because he was stuffed!!

Baker: "These are the best cakes, ma'am. We have been baking them for years!"

Customer: "May I have a cake that was baked today, please?"

Three ants find an elephant asleep.

First ant says, "Let's get him!"

Second one says, "Let's beat him up!"

Finally the third ant says, "Leave him alone... it's not fair. Poor guy is all alone and we are three!"