When do you stop at green and go at red?

When you are eating a watermelon.

Can you name the favorite game of horses?

Stable tennis!

Friend 1: "Hey, how did you hurt your head?"

Friend 2: "Have you seen that electric pole which is exactly next to the school gate?"

Friend 1: "Yes."

Friend 2: "Yeah well, I didn't see it."

Mother: "Why did you swallow the money I gave you?"

Son: "Well, you said that the money was for lunch!"