What happened when Lee ate raw onions for a week?
He became Lone Lee...
A scientist wanted to understand the science of marriage.
So he got married.
Now he forgot what science is all about.
Me: Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she is a lift!
Doctor: Well tell her to come in.
Me: I cant! She doesn't stop at this floor.
Dietitian: Did you follow the course that I have given you 4 weeks ago?
Client: Yes, of course!
Dietitian: So did you lose at least 4lbs ?
Client: No! I lost 4 weeks!