WIFE: "You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?"

HUSBAND: "No thanks. I'm too tired. Lets just eat at home."

Why is the letter 'B' very cold?

Because its between AC.

A boss bought a new BMW car. His employee congratulated and praised him. The boss said, “If you too would work hard, show sincerity, be punctual, don’t take leaves, work overtime, and meet deadlines then..."

“Then what, sir?” asked the employee eagerly.

“Then I can buy a car bigger than this!”

Teacher: "What's the chemical formula for carbon-dioxide??

Student: "COCO."

Teacher: "COCO? What do you mean, COCOC?"

Student: "Well, you said in the last class that's it CO two."