I was trying to lose weight...

I saw cake...

Cake saw me...

Cake has now disappeared!!!

A student writes his answers as:
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Below it he then writes: Answers are written in barcode to protect them from being copied.

At a store, a lady stood in line waiting to pay for her items. Three men stood before her in the line. After 15 minutes she realized that the line wasn't moving at all.

She shouted at the cashier, "Is this line going to take all day long?"

The cashier replied, "Please step aside ma'am and come here. You are standing behind three mannequins."

Patient: "Doc, I am very stressed out and I am not getting proper sleep at night."

Doctor: "I am giving you some medicines and sleeping pills."

Patient: "Is this going to help?"

Doctor: "Yes, just give it to your wife before going to bed."