Where do vehicles go during the summer?

To the carpool!

Mahendra was in the hospital after hurting his head. His friend, Roshan came to meet him.

Roshan: How did you hurt your head?

Mahendra: I was using a stick to break a rock. A passerby told me to use my head!

How is a cat like a coin?

It has a head on one side and a tail on the other!

Why couldn't the sailor learn all the letters in the alphabet?

Because he spent a lot of years at 'C'...