"Hey, why are you standing in the sun?"

"I am just drying my sweat."

A man brought some prescription tablets and started cutting off the edges.

Do you know why?

He wanted to avoid the side effects.

Where is the place pencils like to go for a vacation?

Pencil - Vania!

Mom: Why are you wiping the floor with that cake?

Son: Well, it’s a sponge cake, isn’t it?