“Nice dog. What’s its name?” I asked my friend’s 10-year-old son.

“Bob,” he said.

“And your cat?”

“Bob.”

“How do you keep them straight?”

“Well one is Bob Cat and the other is Bob Barker,” the boy answered.

“Tell him your rabbit’s name,” his father suggested.

The kid smiled and said, “Dennis Hopper.

Saw a lad standing on one leg at an ATM.

Confused, I asked him what he was doing?

He was just checking his balance.

What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?

Can you please be more Pacific!

Who is the coolest doctor in the hospital?

The hip consultant.