Favorite this joke As the pastor gave his pretty lengthy sermon, he noticed one of his parishioners dozing off.
After church and as they were leaving, the pastor jokingly asked the dozer if he got a good rest during his sermon.
The parishioner quickly responded, “Not really, someone kept talking all the way through it.”
A grandpa, who was turning 72, and his granddaughter, who was turning 7, had their birthdays on the same day.
The granddaughter told her grandpa that he was a lot older then her. Being older and wiser he said “No, we are the same age.”
She said, “But grandpa, I am only seven. What number are you?”
He replied, “Yes you are, and I am only seven too!”
I was so bored the other day that I just started memorizing pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
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