I’m looking to sell my DeLorean...

Good shape, low mileage...

Only driven from time to time!

Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, "How old was your husband?"

"Ninety eight," she replied, "two years older than me."

"So you're 96?" the undertaker commented.

She responded, "Hardly worth going home, is it?"

Quasimodo wasn’t exactly sure what was wrong with his back, but he had a hunch.