Teacher: "Why are you praying in class little Johnny?”

Little Johnny: “My mom taught me to always pray before going to sleep."

I read somewhere that it takes a village to raise a child...

Where is this village and is there a number you can call?

When I was younger, my dad found out I had an imaginary girlfriend.

He said, "You know, you could do better."

"Thanks dad, that means a lot," I replied.

He said, "I was talking to your girlfriend."

Father is giving his son some life advice.

Father: “If you want to be a good man, you must be honest and cautious in life.”

Son: “And what does that mean?”

Father: “You must fulfill everything you’ve promised.”

Son: “And cautious?”

Father: “Never make any promises.”