The doorbell rang and there was a little kid dressed as Gloria Gaynor...

At first I was afraid... Then I was petrified!

I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon.

I’ll let you know.

What starts with an "O" and ends with "nions" and sometimes make you cry?

Opinions.

Mr. Bigger and Mrs. Bigger have a baby.

Who’s the biggest in the family?

The baby of course - because he’s a little Bigger.