My twin brother called me from prison.

He said: “You know how we finish each other’s sentences?”

Did you know Bruce Lee has a faster older brother?

Sudden Lee.

Bono & The Edge walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Oh no, not U2 again!"

My doctor has advised me to stop drinking.

It's going to be a massive change for me.

I've been with that doctor for 15 years.