A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank..

The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type-O!"

In laughter the 'L' comes first...

The rest of the letters come 'aughter' it.

I went to the doctor the other day and complained about my sore feet.

He said: “Gout!”

I said: “But I’ve only just walked in!”

People call me self-centered...

But that’s enough about them.