My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.

My daughter Chewbacca not so much.

A boxer complains to his doctor about insomnia.

Doc: "Have you tried counting sheep?"

Boxer: "Yes, but whenever I get to 9, I stand up."

Went to see a psychic who was in a bad mood...

...then I saw a clairvoyant who was really grumpy.

I'm just trying to find a happy medium

After a long time, I told my hot coworker how I felt.

She felt the same way.

So I turned on the air conditioner.