I put my phone under my pillow last night.

When I woke up it was gone and there was a $1 coin in it's place.

It was the Bluetooth Fairy.

Did you hear about the ATM that got addicted to money?

It suffered from withdrawals.

I phoned up the fishing helpline today. I said, “I’m really hopeless at fishing and need some tips."

The man said, “Okay, can you hold the line?”

I said, “No.”

My daughter asked me, "What is a unit a power?"

I replied, "Correct."