I put my phone under my pillow last night.
When I woke up it was gone and there was a $1 coin in it's place.
It was the Bluetooth Fairy.
Did you hear about the ATM that got addicted to money?
It suffered from withdrawals.
I phoned up the fishing helpline today. I said, “I’m really hopeless at fishing and need some tips."
The man said, “Okay, can you hold the line?”
I said, “No.”
My daughter asked me, "What is a unit a power?"
I replied, "Correct."