I just saw some idiot at the gym...
He put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill!
The CEO of IKEA was just elected president in Sweden.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.
Me: I'm terrified of random letters
Therapist: You are?
Me: (Screams)
Therapist: I see....
Me: (Scream intensifies)
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii...
Or just a-low-ha?