A pun walks into a room and kills ten people.

Pun in, ten dead.

My wife was upset when she told me she had failed her driving test.

I said, "Oh no, what did they pull you up on?"

My wife replied, "A rope. The car's still in the canal."

There's this new cryptocurrency called Decibel...

It's a sound investment.

Dad: "What are you drinking, son?"

Son: "Soy milk."

Dad: "Hola milk, ¡soy padre!"