My daughter wants the new iPhone for her birthday.

I told her she will if she gets good grades, does her chores and follows the house rules.

Otherwise, she will get a cheaper phone because...

It’s my way or the Huawei...

Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight...

There would be mass confusion.

My horoscope said I was going to get my heart broken in 12 years time...

So I bought a puppy to cheer me up.

Has anyone else's gardening skills improved during this quarantine like mine have?

I planted myself on the sofa at the start of April and I’ve grown bigger ever since.