(p + l)(a + n) = pa+pn+la+ln

We just foiled your plan!

I was kidnapped by mad scientist who experimented on me, replacing my limbs with animal ones.

If I ever see him again I'll tear him apart with my bear hands.

What do you call a boat full of buddies?

A friend-ship.

6:30 is the best time on a clock...

Hands down!