I caught my son chewing on electrical cords...

So I had to ground him...

He's doing better currently...

And conducting himself properly.

I hope Elon Musk never gets into a scandal...

Elon-gate would be really drawn out.

My wife left me because of my obsession with horoscopes...

It Taurus apart.

The police arrested my daughter claiming she had burnt our house down...

But it was arson.