Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body.

I gave her a shoulder to crayon.

I caught my son chewing on electrical cords...

So I had to ground him...

He's doing better currently...

And conducting himself properly.

I hope Elon Musk never gets into a scandal...

Elon-gate would be really drawn out.

My wife left me because of my obsession with horoscopes...

It Taurus apart.