I hate it when my wife says, "Are you listening to me?!"

Such a random way to start a conversation.

Doctor: You have a disease, but we can treat it.

Patient: What’s the Cure?

Doctor: It’s an 80s rock band fronted by Robert Smith, but let’s try to stay focused...

What do you call it when you mix alcohol and American Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird.

Two windmills are in a field. One asks, "What kind of music do you like?"

The other one says, "Well, I’m a big metal fan."