My wife is mad at me, says I have no sense of direction.

So I packed all my bags and right!

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth.

Now when I talk, I have this weird axe scent.

2014: Didn't jog.

2015: Didn't jog.

2016: Didn't jog.

2017: Didn’t jog.

2018: Didn’t jog.

2019: Didn’t jog.

2020: Still haven’t jogged.

This is a running joke.

A man is stunned when his hot, newly divorced neighbor knocks at his door. He answers eagerly and she asks him, "Are you free tonight?"

He blurts out, "Yes!"

She asks, "Great! Would you watch my kids?"