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Gegg Smith

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 902
# of followers : 9
# of following: 0
Location: United States
won: $ 3662.00
$9.00 won 7 votes

Interviewer: "What would you consider one of your strengths?"

Me: "I perform under pressure..."

Interviewer: "Can you get give me an example?"

Me: (deep breath) "Mm ba ba de Um bum ba de Um bu bu ba de PRESSURE, pushing down on me..."

7 votes

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Waiter: I see your glass is empty, would you like another one?

My Dad: Why would I want two empty glasses?

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I hate it when my wife gets mad at me for being lazy.

It’s not like I did anything!

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My wife just completed a 40-week body building routine...

It's a baby boy, weighing 7 pounds!

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