What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

Short.

I was in a taxi the other day and the driver said, "Do you mind if I put some music on?"

I said, "Not at all."

He said, "Kiss?"

I said, "Let's listen to the music first, then see how we feel."

I threw a ball for my dog...

It's a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a Tuxedo.

Did you know Teslas don't have that new car smell?

They have more of an Elon Musk