What did the dyslexic worm say to the voracious largemouth bass???
“Oh carp!”
If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get?
Answer: Away!
Waitress: “What’ll it be, Pops?”
Pops: “I’ll take two eggs, a pancake, a sausage, and a beer.”
Waitress: “I’m sorry, but we don’t serve beer with breakfast.”
Pops: “Dang it! Well then why the heck do you call yourself IHOP?”
Eureka!
I've discovered a machine that produces love, wealth, death, health, failure and success via sound waves.
I've named it The Rumor Mill!