Can you please stop asking Santa for the perfect woman???
I almost got kidnapped 3 times today!!!
My brother took going to jail badly.
He refused food, drinks, he spat on and swore at anybody who came near him, and started throwing things everywhere.
After that we never played Monopoly again.
So a burglar broke into my house...
I put the red dot on his chest and my cat did the rest!
Everyone told Sam not to sing...
But Samsung anyway.