You said everything would be back to normal after June!

Ju-Lyed!

Which rock group has four guys who can't sing or play instruments?

Mount Rushmore

A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a stroll in the fields when they came across a cow and a calf rubbing noses.

"Boy," said the farmer, "that sure makes me want to do the same."

"Well, go ahead," said his girlfriend, "it's your cow."

My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet...

It made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean!