As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way...

Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

My Grandma always used to say, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away. "

I don't know if that's true, or just one of Granny's myths.

Murphy: "What do you call leprechauns who collect aluminum cans, used newspapers, and plastic bottles?"

Liam: "What?"

Murphy: “Wee-cyclers!”

Killing your father is called patricide.

Killing your mother is called matricide.

So, what is killing your friend called?

Homie-cide