The computers in the cash counting room in one of Las Vegas’ biggest casinos all crashed, and the workers were forced to count and tally the money by writing down the totals on a ledger.

There was cash in piles covering the entire counting table.

One of the workers called the I.T. Department for a solution to the computer snafu. Suddenly, he hung up the phone, walked over to the table, and swept the piles of money into a burlap sack.

“What are you doing?” yelled one of his co-workers.

“The I.T. guys told me to clear the cash.”

An elderly couple decided they just spent too much time and energy complaining about all their aches and pains.

“Let’s agree to not say a word about our ailments,” suggested the wife. “We’ll talk about something else or say nothing at all.”

“Great idea!” replied the husband.

Two months later, they got a message from Alexa. “Alexa is wondering if you are both OK. For the past two months we have picked up no verbal communication in your household.”

Two guys were walking past an outdoor basketball court.

"You want to play Horse?" asked one guy.

His friend replied, "Sure, I guess... but only if I get to be the front legs."

What do you call the ritual of giving honorary college degrees to celebrities?

Artificial Intelligence.