To reduce waste, our city has told food truck operators that they must donate all unsold items each night.

I applaud the effort, but given how little space the trucks have in the first place, it seems like there's really not much room for waste to begin with. So, I've gotta ask...

How much food would a food truck chuck if a food truck could chuck food?

Do you suffer from anxiety that a stranger may be hiding in your room?

You're not alone.

"You're beautiful and I love you!" I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff.

My echo replied, "I just want to be friends!"

Major Regrets I've Had In 2023:

Spending $250 on that Aaron Rogers Jets jersey.

Buying Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner an early anniversary gift.

Operating a mud bath booth at Burning Man.

Making that World Series bet on the Oakland A's.