Why do people hate getting up early in Athens?

Because Dawn is tough on Greece.

Saw a sign at a store that said, "We treat you like family."

I'm not going in there.

Irony:

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Man (to his boss): "Can we talk? I have a problem."

Boss: "Problem? No such thing, we call it an opportunity!"

Man: "Ok then, I have a serious drinking opportunity."