A couple just started their Lamaze class and they were given an activity requiring the husband to wear a bag of sand - to give him an idea of what it feels like to be pregnant. The husband stood up and shrugged saying, "This doesn't feel so bad."

The instructor then dropped a pen and asked the husband to pick it up.

"You want me to pick up the pen as if I were pregnant, the way my wife would do it?" the husband asked.

"Exactly," replied the instructor.

To the delight of the other husbands, he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, pick up that pen up for me."

A police officer says to a couple: "I'm sorry to tell you this, but your son set the school on fire".

They asked: “Arson?

The officer replies: “Yes, your son!”

Why can’t you breed an eel with an eagle?

It’s Eeleagle.

Did you hear about the man that was arrested at the board game shop?

Apparently he walked in and said he was looking for trouble.