If the Internet had a boat, where would they park it?

In Google Docs.

Dad is down at the auto dealership, looking at potential choices.

“Cargo space?” he asks.

The salesman, slightly confused, finally replies, “Car no do that... car go road.”

Tesla founder Elon Musk is originally from South Africa, which is strange.

You'd think he was from Mad-at-gas-car.

Just so everybody's clear...

I’m going to put my glasses on!