Somebody told me that echoes repeat everything back...

Where have I heard that before?

For a while I worked at a sarcastic tattoo parlor.

I quit because I couldn’t take the needling.

Research shows that men, on average, speak about 10,000 words per day, and women speak about 40,000.

What the research doesn’t tell you is that it’s not that women are actually saying four times as much, they just have to repeat everything that many times because men don’t listen.

I saw a contractor's truck that offered free quotes.

So I asked for one.

He said, "To be or not to be, that is the question."