A teacher gave her class of second graders a lesson on the magnet and what it does.

The next day in a written test, she included this question:

"My full name has six letters. The first one is M. I am strong and attractive. I pick up things. What am I?"

When the test papers were turned in, the teacher was astonished to find that almost 50 percent of the students answered the question with the word "Mother."

A little boy was sitting in the lunch room with his friend. He unwrapped his sandwich and said, “Peanut butter!”

The next day, with the same little friend, opening his sandwich, he said, “Would you look at that, peanut butter again.” But he got it down.

The third day, “Can you believe it. Three days in a roll, peanut butter again!”

The boy’s little friend said, “Why don’t you tell your mother to stop making those peanut butter sandwiches and fix you something different?”

He said, “Now, don’t you talk about my mother like that. I make these sandwiches myself.”

Boarding the aircraft for the first time, Judy settled into a window seat in the quietest part of the plane. A man came over and politely said, "Ma'am, you're in my seat."

"Go away and find another seat!" Judy replied.

He said, "Okay, fine, you fly the plane."

My wife said, "Honey I didn’t marry you for your good looks, because you’re not so handsome, and I didn’t marry you for your money either because we’re always broke, I married you for your brain, BECAUSE it’s the little things that count."