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The Rocky Mount...

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A psychotherapist returned from a conference in the Rocky mountains, where the delegates spent more time on the icy ski slopes than attending lectures and seminars. When she got...

Category Doctor Jokes
1st place won $50
posted 16 days ago

Mounika

0 jokes eligible to win
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  • 14 Jokes
  • 4 Followed By
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Placed 2nd Earned $25

A Sleepy Bull

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11 votes

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

Category Animal Jokes
2nd place won $25
posted 9 days ago

Laugh and Enjoy Life

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  • 30 Jokes
  • 16 Followed By
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Placed 3rd Earned $15

Cold Artists

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11 votes

Why do artists constantly feel cold? Because they’re surrounded by drafts.

3rd place won $15
posted 9 days ago

sravanthi

1 jokes eligible to win
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  • 15 Jokes
  • 0 Followed By
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Placed 4th Earned $12

Who Is Sleeping

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9 votes

Wife: “You told me so many bad things in your sleep last night!” Husband: “Who said I was asleep?"

4th place won $12
posted 8 days ago

mickey

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  • 44 Jokes
  • 24 Followed By
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Placed 5th Earned $10

Friendly Compet...

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9 votes

My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are... But I laugh more!

5th place won $10
posted 22 days ago

stee

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  • 14 Jokes
  • 0 Followed By
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Placed 6th Earned $9

Growing Old

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7 votes

I thought growing old GROWING OLD would take longer!

Category Elderly Jokes
6th place won $9
posted 24 days ago

Eufaulasrguy

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Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $81
  • 18 Jokes
  • 2 Followed By
  • 7 Following
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