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Placed 1st Earned $50

The Worst Memor...

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12 votes

Catelin: My Mom has the worst memory. Amanda: She forgets everything? Catelin: No, she remembers everything!

Category Family Jokes
1st place won $50
posted 12 days ago

Laugh and Enjoy Life

1 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $521
  • 17 Jokes
  • 13 Followed By
  • 14 Following
Placed 2nd Earned $25

The Right Filli...

2
12 votes

A little boy called Ben was taken to the dentist.  Examination revealed that Ben had a cavity, which needed filling. "Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling woul...

Category Dentist Jokes
2nd place won $25
posted 5 days ago

Mounika

0 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $25
  • 1 Jokes
  • 2 Followed By
  • 0 Following
Placed 3rd Earned $15

Doctor Knows Be...

1
8 votes

Patient: I have a problem doctor. I feel depressed and unhappy. Doctor: You should cut down on your drinking. Patient: I don't drink and have never touched a drop in my life...

Category Doctor Jokes
3rd place won $15
posted 3 days ago

mickey

2 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $980
  • 31 Jokes
  • 23 Followed By
  • 0 Following
Placed 4th Earned $12

Those Are Not G...

0
3 votes

Jokes about German sausage are the WURST!

Category Food Jokes
4th place won $12
posted 16 days ago

barber7796

8 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $30
  • 16 Jokes
  • 0 Followed By
  • 0 Following
Placed 5th Earned $10

One Tough Lie

0
3 votes

There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession. One Sunday was a picture perfect...

Category Golf Jokes
5th place won $10
posted 8 days ago

CPipe

2 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $56
  • 12 Jokes
  • 1 Followed By
  • 0 Following
Placed 6th Earned $9

Here's Your Sig...

0
3 votes

A disheveled man was standing on a busy city corner. With open palms toward the sky he yells out give me a sign, I just need a sign. The manager of a pizza restaurant walks out...

Category Misc Jokes
6th place won $9
posted 22 days ago

Marty

26 jokes eligible to win
Lifetime JokePrize Winnings $55
  • 114 Jokes
  • 6 Followed By
  • 6 Following
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