What do you feed a disappearing cat?
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Police: Did you kill this man?
Me: No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes.
Be careful when you have friends who tell you they can help you break into the jewelry business...
I took their advice, and now I'm serving 9 to 15 in the state penitentiary.
Before the mother squid gave birth, she said she had an inkling...