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What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk!

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posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |
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Police: Did you kill this man?

Me: No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes.

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posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |
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Be careful when you have friends who tell you they can help you break into the jewelry business...

I took their advice, and now I'm serving 9 to 15 in the state penitentiary.

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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Before the mother squid gave birth, she said she had an inkling...

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posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |