one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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Don't you just hate it when people respond with BIG WORDS that make them sound so PERSPICACIOUS?

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posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |
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A man was going bald and told his friends he was going to get a rabbit tattooed on his head as it was a lot cheaper than an implant or a toupée.

His friends asked how getting a rabbit tattooed on his head would help?

The man replied, "Well, at least from a distance it will look like hare."

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posted by "Chris Brock" |
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If we find life on other planets, what would happen to the Miss Universe pageant?

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Why couldn't Biggie Smalls get into the club?

Because it was Tupac'd.

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posted by "Daniel Doody" |