one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
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As you slide down the Banister of Life, also pray that all the splinters are pointed the other way.

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posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |
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My mind works like lightning...

One second there's a brilliant flash, and then it's gone!

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posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |
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If all your problems are behind you...

Then you might be a school bus driver!

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Don't you just hate it when people respond with BIG WORDS that make them sound so PERSPICACIOUS?

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posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |