one liner jokes

Category: "One Liner Jokes"
$7.00 won 5 votes

A man walked up to the counter of an auto-part store. "Excuse me," he said, "I'd like to get a new gas cap for my Yugo."

"Sure," the clerk replied. "Sounds like a fair exchange to me."

5 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
3 votes

Seeing a spider is not a problem...

The problem comes when it disappears!

3 votes

posted by "wadejagz" |
$8.00 won 5 votes

If a gang of robbers dove into a swimming pool...

Would that cause a crime wave?

5 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
4 votes

I got gas today for $1.49...

Unfortunately, it was Taco Bell.

4 votes

posted by "wadejagz" |