Dad: "Say daddy!"
Dad: "Come on, say daddy!"
Dad: "Darn it, say daddy!"
Baby: "Darn it, Mommy!"
[Mom comes home and joins the conversation.]
Mom: "Honey, I'm home!"
Baby: "Darn it!"
Mom: "Who taught you that?"
After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers.
"I'm busy," he said, "I'll do the next one."
The next time came around and she asked again. The husband looked puzzled. "Oh! I didn't mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby."
One night, a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, even skepticism.
Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her husband. "A penny for your thoughts," she said.
"It's amazing!" he replied. "I just can't see how anybody can make a crib like that for only $67.50."