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Two students were talking about their childhood.

"I was a very clever toddler. By the time I was ten months old, I could already walk."

"You call that clever?" the other said. "I managed to trick my parents into carrying me until I was three!"

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posted by "TheBee" |
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My daughter was working for the American Embassy in Australia when she was expecting her first child. I was so happy when she texted me with the news.

"I'm a grandfather!" I said to my coworkers.

"When was she born?" somebody queried.

Recalling the date she told me, I thought for a minute and said in a calm voice, "Tomorrow!"

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posted by "Retired Terp" |
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JOHNNY: "Say Mom, was our baby sent down from heaven?"

MOTHER: "Yes, son."

JOHNNY: "I guess they like to have things quiet up there, huh?"

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posted by "Patsy Christian" |
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How do babies get their belly buttons?

When God finishes making little babies, He lines them all up in a row. Then he walks along in front of them. He pokes each one in the tummy with His finger and says, “You’re done…you’re done…you’re done…"


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posted by "HENNE" |