baby jokes

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"What is your brother's name?"

Little Jane: "I don't know yet. We can't understand a word he says."

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posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
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"Mother, how much do people pay per pound for babies?"

"Babies are not sold by the pound, darling."

"Then why do they always weigh them as soon as they are born?"

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posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
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Dorothy, the little daughter of a tire salesman, had seen triplets for the first time.

"Oh mother," she cried out upon returning home, "what do you think I saw today?"

"I can't imagine, dear, what?"

"A lady had twins, and a spare!"

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posted by "barber7796" |
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The fisherman got such a reputation for stretching the truth that he bought a pair of scales and insisted on weighing every fish he caught, in the presence of witnesses.

One day a doctor borrowed the fisherman's scales to weigh a new born baby.

The baby weighed 40 pounds.

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posted by "maryjones" |